你知道几句?Linux之父十大名言

1. “Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.”
软件就像性，免费的比花钱的好得多. 2. “Microsoft isn’t evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.”
微软并不是魔鬼,只是它的操作系统实在太蹩脚了 3. “My name is Linus, and I am your God.”
我是Linus，我是神. Hia Hia Hia 4. “See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too.”
要想能够创造Linux这样得操作系统不只是需要良好得程序员，还得需要一批心理阴暗的混蛋 5. “The Linux philosophy is ‘Laugh in the face of danger’. Oops. Wrong One. ‘Do it yourself’. Yes, that’s it.”
Linux的哲学就是“在危险面前放声大笑”，呵呵，不是这句，应该是“一切靠自己，自力更生”才对。 6. “Some people have told me they don’t think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph.”
很多朋友和我说那只耪企鹅不配代表Linux操作系统，因为他们从来没见过一只愤怒的企鹅以100迈的速度向他们发起*** 7. “Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.”
天赋就是事半功倍 8. “When you say, ‘I wrote a program that crashed Windows,’ people just stare at you blankly and say, ‘Hey, I got those with the system, for free.’”
你骄傲的和别人说，嘿，我写了个能让Windows崩溃的程序，他们会说“哥们，我装Windows系统的时候就免费带着了” 9. “I don’t doubt at all that virtualization is useful in some areas. What I doubt rather strongly is that it will ever have the kind of impact that the people involved in virtualization want it to have.”
我对虚拟化的技术使用没有任何怀疑，我怀疑的是他们对人的影响。 10. “Now, most of you are probably going to be totally bored out of your minds on Christmas day, and here’s the perfect distraction. Test 2.6.15-rc7. All the stores will be closed, and there’s really nothing better to do in between meals.”
大家在圣诞期间可能会非常无聊，现在有好办法了，试试内核2.6.15-rc7版吧，茶余饭后的好消遣哦 下面更绝，但是少儿不宜。 linux是老婆，windows是×××！
  1.首先，linux是免费的，和老婆上床当然不用要钱，×××和windows都是要money的啊。

2.linux入门比较难，就象你当初追你老婆的那些日子，痛并快乐着。windows子都会用，就象×××，给钱就可以了，即使你阳痿她还可以用嘴哦，当然你得多付钱才可以。

3.linux稳定，几乎不会传染病毒给你，windows么要带安全套－－防毒软件才可以。

4.虽然linux可以帮你完成绝大部分事情，但偶尔你想happy一下的时候还得找windows。linux下的游戏似乎差一些，就象你偶尔想找点儿刺激的话，只好花钱×××了。 如果你实在不愿意×××，又想享受刺激的话可以用wine，酒精会让你老婆更激情，但感觉似乎还是不如职业×××。让你老婆喝这么多酒也不是一件容易的事，wine的配置很麻烦哦。

5.一些新奇硬件软件都是最先支持windows的，但如果真的是好东东的话，最终linux也会支持。世面上比较新的器械和流行的体位都是×××们的卖点，随着时代的发展，夫妻之间也会慢慢接受这些的。

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